| My Girlfriend Smokes Cloves |
Your girlfriend won't come gaming with
you? This is the next best thing. Be comforted by the scent
of her favorite vice with this classy black, clove-scented
candle. |
| Laundry Day At Mom's |
Didn't make it to Mom's for laundry this
week? No problem. Burn one of these and enjoy the scent of
clean laundry all day. |
| Charisma Check |
Is your girlfriend coming by after you
kick your friends out? No problem. She'll love the great
scent of this one. Flowery enough to impress the ladies, yet
not so feminine to get you laughed at by your friends. |
| Level 20 Fireball |
Hot & spicy, to blast the funk away! |
| Frostbolt |
Cool & refreshing. This great scent will
bring a blast of fresh air to your summer gaming sessions. |
| Hippie Extract |
Ran out of patchouli oil and don't have
time to go get more? Share the love with this time-honored
scent. |
| Succubus |
Mysterious & seductive, this dangerous
scent is a best seller! |
| Elven Liqueur |
Believe me, a drunken elf smells better
than a drunken gamer. This light, fruity scent adds an air
of sophistication to your gaming table. |
| Dwarven Stout |
Stout! This happy candle is specially
poured with it's own frothy head. Do not attempt to drink
it! |
| Weekly Shower |
The next best thing to actually owning
some soap. |
